I feel like I've written 37856 blog posts in my mind but the compositions never managed to reach my fingers like they are supposed to, to bring this space back to life.
Well you see..
My hamsters tore up some of my blog posts because they have a personality disorder and think that they are paper shredders. And.. My neighbour's dog ate the rest of my blog posts because.. Well, dogs always "eat my homework", don't they?
Bah! I would love to have inventive or imaginative excuses as to why everything that has happened had been forcibly stuffed into the dusty old cabinet at the cobwebbed corner of my mind.But the real reason is a really really long word with such a negative meaning. P.R.O.C.R.A.S.T.I.N.A.T.I.O.N. Enough said.
Oh wells.
My life lately has been a bowl of blonde moments, a cup of hectic-ness, a spoonful of what-the-fucks, a few sprinkles of hoorays, oohlalas and ohmygods and a little dash of just-kill-me-nows. That's about it. I don't care much for details.
ATTENTION! (For those who suffer from extreme stupidity) TRANSLATION: The last few month has been a whole spectrum of emotions. So much drama that if it was a reality show, it would have hundreds of seasons. (NOTE: Seasons, not episodes.)
For those who would like to request for an encore telecast of all the previous episodes that you have missed, I'm sorry but we are unable to process it. It would seem that Malay soap dramas are no longer in favour now. Unless I switched ethnicity to a Korean.
Besides I think that we do not have a very strong cable connection. The "broadcast station" is down with an almost-fever, a headache and cramps all over. DAMN THOSE SWIMMING SESSIONS! We regret any inconvenience or dissatisfaction caused.
Oopsies. I hear Mumsies scuttling in the kitchen to prepare dinner. Gotta go. See you, when I see you!
